The Harmonium Blog - The Official Rant of Harmon's Non-Alcoholic Craft
Selling Garlic to Vampires
“Non-alcoholic?” the man behind the register asks with exaggerated indignation—his colleague chuckles.
“Uh, yeah, it’s.5% alcohol,” I reply.
“But we’re all alcoholics here, man.” They both laugh. “Not interested! I mean… what’s the point?”